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Because sometimes “don’t make me count to 3” just hits harder when it’s embroidered on your forehead. This classic dad cap is made for the moms who run the show (and the carpool, and the PTA, and the snack schedule…).

With a comfy, relaxed fit and a stone-washed vibe, it’s the kind of hat you’ll throw on for school drop-off and end up still wearing at dinner. Fashion statement? Maybe not. Survival strategy? Absolutely.

It’s soft, adjustable, and looks good even when your dry shampoo gave up hours ago. Makes a perfect gift for hot mess moms, chaotic besties, or anyone who’s ever hidden in the bathroom just to scroll TikTok in peace.

🧵 Details:

  • Classic 6-panel structure with eyelets

  • Adjustable strap with metal buckle (AKA: messy bun friendly)

  • Pre-curved brim for style with zero effort (just like we like it)

  • Embroidered design (aka it won’t peel off mid-meltdown)

  • 100% cotton for maximum mom comfort

🎁 Great for:

  • Mom friends who deserve a laugh

  • Mother’s Day or just Tuesday

  • That “funny but functional” gift moment

  • Outfits that scream “I gave birth and I still look kinda cute”

🧼 Care Instructions: 

Spot clean with warm water and a little dish soap — no need to baptize the whole hat. For stubborn messes (thanks, snack hands), use a soft-bristled brush and a little patience. Or just embrace the chaos. It’s part of the look.

"Don't Make Me Count To 3" Hat

$29.00Price

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